Bazooka Merit Badge
With summer camp just weeks away now, it seemed like a great time to tell a story. This week’s tale–“Bazooka Merit Badge”–was told by David Dotson way back in 1999. The story itself comes from Camp Craig in 1987. While some of the specific details have changed, the story still works. The accompanying photo is from the Craig AY in 1986, when the program area was directly across the road from the program cabin. This isn’t THE Bazooka Merit Badge sessionā¦ but it could be!
As Dotson explains, “‘Festus’ [AY Director John Estes] is coming from a tractor run and sees scouts running around the AY with Pioneering poles on their shoulders. The class, supposed to be First Aid Skill Award, was being taught by Tim Dukes. Tim decided it was too hot to do the stretcher drills that day, and wanted to play “Army” with the Scouts.
“Festus soon finds Dukes with a pole on his shoulder and restrains a great deal of anger and asks, “What is going on here?”
“Dukes replies, “Bazooka merit badge class.”
“Festus asks the only word that can come to his enraged mind, “Why?”
“Dukes deadpans: “He shot me first.””